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30 September 2008

oooh baby

I generally take Jimmy around whenever i require means of transportation.


Tonight, however, i took the 'Burban.
I knew i loved those beasts!! lovelovelove

compare:



Jimmy: (as in a GMC)
bumpy ride
squeaky, clackity, rickety-rackity
no lumbar support
awkward seat position (for me)
NO way to be comfortable in those seats
sticky steering
decent junk space
still only seats 5


Burban: (also a GMC)
smooth, beauty ride
electical system hums a little
lumbar support
very natural driver position and seat shape--for me
easy, intuitive handling
plently of room to haul friends
or belongings
or both.



confession--i've always loved suburbans. i think i might live in one, someday. Many people find it hard to steer them, especially backing up-
not me. i find the suspension and turning radius very intuitive, like i don't even have to look when i'm backing. even into small spaces. like the ghetto booty i never had...

oh how i love suburbans! you sit up high, so you can see for miles, and over the tops of the stubby sedans and compacts in your way. Your V-8 roar intimidates even the flashy SUV's and no one dares remain in your way. *sigh* you uber-consume fuel but your towing and hauling capabilities cry out that you're worth every barrell. The sweet, sweet details of your interior suggest you were made to be in it for the long haul, and even the over-nighter.
alas! i miss bench seats

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